4 posts tagged “work”
I managed to flush my mobile phone down the toilet when bending over to hit the flush and have to finish a 2000 word essay in three hours then finish a 10000 word essay by Monday... but there were multiple ducks on the grass in front of the uni campus so everything is happy and made of pure win!
http://stuffucanuse.com/online_game/zombies/zombies.html
Been home for Easter...
Been Skiing in France...
Eaten close to my own bodyweight in molten cheese (skiing in France = worlds largest fondue) ...
Read an excellent novel...
Gone back to university....
Worked every day on my essays...
Got up at 0800 without the alarm-clock!
And drunk a very nice Belgian Trappist beer (not after getting up at 8 obviously, in the evening).
So all in all not bad.
No Blog today, I have to finish my osteoarchaeology report
for Thursday so I can spend Thursday finishing my archaeological-metallurgy
report on how the properties of copper alloys effected their use in the ancient
world. When do we finish the Archaeological theory ...
(ultra-scientific American Processualism or ultra fluffy hippy European post-Processualism,
hard choice but the past is not a repeatable experiment so Archaeology can
never be science. Plus if I go with post-Processualism I get marks for pointing
out that everyone may be dead wrong. Plus I get a tee-shirt!)...
and the scientific analysis ( just because I believe Archaeology is an art not
a science like most people this side of the pond does not mean I don’t like the
scientific bits, I’m doing a Bsc for god's sakes) and get on to the bits with whips,
and guns, and booby traps and Nazis and SILLY HATS! THATS WHAT I SIGHNED UP
FOR!
Lara Croft and Indiana Jones, I’ll get you for false advertising if it’s the last thing I do!
No seriously, I knew what I was getting into when I sighed up, and I already have a silly hat. I just wanted an excuse to bash some well known cultural icons. If you like Indiana Jones satire be sure to check this out....
http://www.irregularwebcomic.net/24.html
and http://www.irregularwebcomic.net/comic.php?current=24&theme=5&dir=next5
There we go.
...
...
...
And I’m aware I said there was no post today on the first line of the post. I
know that’s a paradox. I was lying; All archaeologists are liras.
....
I really wish that was a cooler paradox. Like one that involved time travel due
to hitchhiking and an exploding computer-bank kicking me to the end of the universe
and I was the one blew up the
universe because I touched myself and since the same matter cant occupy the
same space at the same time everything goes weird. I mean really weird, sort of
so weird you only possible music you could play would be “Bright eyes.”
That would be cool...
