13 posts tagged “random”
...It's been a LONG few weeks.
The Student Union Real Ale and Cider festivals was all that it promised. Me and will teamed up to show whoever wrote the Pub quiz that setting a round on Dinosaurs followed by one on Ancient Rome and when one team consisted of an archaeologist with an interest in paleontology and an ancient historian was a recipe for disaster for them, and a guaranteed win for our teem. We only got one t-shirt, one bottle of beer and six beer tokens between the 10 of us, but the gloating right were worth it. I then promptly got onto the cider (I still maintain that the American phrase "hard Cider" is a blasphemy, ALL cider is by definition alcoholic) which was a nice whiskey cask conditioned scrumpy on the masochistic side of 8% and the rest of the day became quite hazy.
The next day, unwilling to let my unused low value tokens go to past, i went to the beer festivel again and had a far more sedate time with Bullmastiff Son Of a Bitch, Valley of Glamorgan Vog y Grog, Bragdy Mŵs Piws (purple moose brewery) Ochr Tywyll y MŴs (Dark side of the moose) and a whole other range of Porters, stouts and Milds, especially a nice little mild i think was by Rhymney brewery in Mertha tydfil.
Then came Thursdays trip to London to see the British Museum, then go to the millennium dome to see Tut Ankh Aten, later Tut Ankh Amun, well, we knew HE wasn't there, but a lot of his grave goods were in London on display, and although i have seen them, and in fact seen his mummy in Egypt, it was worth the trip to take another look.
However, to get there in time we had to leave Caerdydd at 0600, which for me meant getting up at 0530. For R it meant leaving work at 0430, drunk, to get there just in time to fall asleep in a doorway, so me and the rest of our friends had to pick him up and guide him to the bus.
This more or less set the tone for the rest of the day as the next generation of the UK's finest archaeologists wandered in a sleep deprived, and as far as at least 50% of these present, hungover state, about the capital ("Hey guys, if we get drunk we'll get to sleep really early and so waking up at five will be okay!"). However the Brit was, as always, excellent, and as our lecturer knew some people there we got to go behind the scenes and handles some roman finds.
Tut was also good. Sure, the boy king himself was absent and the display on Akhenaten, AKA Amenhotep the fourth, was far to brief, mentioning only that he was most likely the father of Tut-ankh-amen, and mentioning briefly his sweeping religions reforms that replaced most of the traditional pantheon with the worship of one god, the Sun Disk, The Aten.
So aside from not mentioning the most interesting new kingdom Pharaoh, if not THE most interesting pharaoh exept in breif terms, the exhibit was good. Oh, and i had the minor inconvenience of having to empty all my pockets as the coin that slipped out through the hole in my coat pocket and is not trapped in the lining set of all the metal detectors. Considering that i carry several pounds of largely useless, occasionally VERY useful shrapnel such as miniature screwdrivers for fixing my glasses, a comb, gaffa-tape, a hip flask, a tin of fisherman's friends lozenges and a dozen bottle openers on my person at all times, as well as scrapes of paper with useful aids to the memory, this took five full minutes and attracted a small crowd. Remarkably the security did not bat an eyelid and were quite happy to let a walking toolkit like me in, despite the fact sleep deprivation was kicking in and i was quite possibly dribbling slightly at the time.
The exhibit was... beautiful.
After a full two hours and an quarter oggaling the exhibit, including giving a small child a basic lesson in how to read Hieroglyphs ( read from the direction the animals face, and remeber that the names of gods come at the start of a cartouche name, so for example Tut-Ankh-amun is written "Amun Tut Ankh") we had to leave as several other groups had lapped us and because as i was wearing my National Geographic top, and the exhibit was sponsored by National Geographic, and because i was telling anyone who would listen about how great Akhenaten compared to the rest of the 18th dynasty several people had mistaken me for staff. Eventually, too tired to even get drunk, we were herded about London aimlessly until we got the bus home were me, R and the third year organizers of the trip ended up stuck next to the bus's emergency loo, one that by the smell had seldom, if ever, been cleaned. Ammonia closet aside, the trip back was utterly hilarious, in that way ANYTHING is when you have had 4 hours sleep in the last 48, some of them in a doorway if you were R.
Fast forward to Saturday; Rugby time!
the weather killed the attendance's at the big open air screen dead- we went twice and the first time about 12 people were there, the second only a few hundred. Considering there more than that on the ground floor of the gatekeeper when we left it to check out the open air screen we went back.
Ireland lost their match, which upset me, but i did take solace in the projector repair man. As the Projector the Gatekeeper mega-pub uses to show big games had broken weeks ago, and considering this was the biggest match for years and they were the closest watering hole of any size to the stadium, and this would be one of the biggest drinking days for years in wales, you would think they would have had the projector fixed before now.
They hadn't.
So when we got there, there was STILL a repair man rising out of the sea of red rugby shirts struggling with a machine that I could from a distance of ten meter, tell was utterly kaput. The burn-marks were a clue. so what did the repair man do facing a potential angry mob if the wales-France match failed to make it from the many small plasma-screens to the giant screen at the appointed time?
He went outside for a moment, came back with ANOTHER projector and, i kid you not, strapped it to the bottom of the first one with car-ties and gaffa-tape. Thus the second half of the Ireland match and the entirely of the vital wales France match could be viewed on the big screen.
As for that match i will say only this; I have never been in a more alive crowd and taken part in more genuine jubilation than on that sweaty and beer-soaked pub floor on that day. It is not something i think i will ever forget, not look back on with anything but genuine happiness.
Wales, this is for you.
Oh and a happy St Patrick's day.
Out of all the Vox posts you've written, which is your favorite? Why?
Submitted by Adam.
The first one. No real reason.
Also, whoever you are you just made me spend far too long sifting throug old post when i need to work! curses! Holy Belgium! May Hombil chew your eyebrows off!
nah, only kidding. good question.
One, despite a good show byScotland, France-managed to pull of a very lucky, inconveniently timed and controversial try and win the Six Nations on points. After a blazing_Ireland match. On Paddy’s day.
Despite what may have been suggested I am not resentful.
Two, Utterly unconnected to this, I have documentary proof all French athletes and all South African spotting officials are evil killer weasels in disguise and plan to ruin the world. And they are the reason Wagon-Wheals are smaller that they used to be and why Walnut Whips now only contain one walnut, thus destroying all the was once pure and chocolaty and marshmallow-filled.
Three, this is rather funny. http://www.safenow.org/
Four, before Paddy’s day I had a friend come to Caerdydd to visit and see if he wanted to come to Uni here. With him came a late Birthday present; Tales from Watership Down, the currently out of print sequel I have waited for so long to get my WD crazed paws on. I haven’t started it yet but it looks as promising as a certain trilogy of five.
Five, have a song. But remember, I am a man of wealth and taste. So show a little courtesy, some sympathy and restraint.Yes, the the obligatory Tribute to Hunter S Thompson and Johnny Depp's wonderful portrait of him. Sit back and relax... we're heading for Bat Country!
What am I to do with
my life?
As of yesterday I am a Twenty year old. Two Decades on this fine earth....so
what now? Continue to run around as a student or use my new age as a source of
decorum and act to make myself stand out amongst the rest of my year, who are
largely still 19? Resort to the "nananana I'm older than you" attitude
of primary school or act more responsibly?
No choice. Trapped between those two options all I could possibly do is nothing. Stay the same. Act like me... only harder! More silly comments! More computer based time wasting! More WD and Hitchhikers jokes! More music on by blog! Bwahahahahahahahahahaha!
An actual MSN chat i had after discusing original sin with Joe on the way back from the pub. Unedited, with all incorect spelling and nonsence left in. basic premise at the satrt of the argument; i belive all people are basicaly bad by nature and only though hard work and sacrifise can overcome this. I am religous, Joe is not.
MY MSN name is Lupus... His is Jefferey
"Jefferey Von Flinkle Dinkle - F*ck Ye! http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=chiVMrWMHko This is funny! says:
welcome to hell!
"lupus put the gun down for god's sakes!" BWawawawWAWWAwWAwAHahahahahahahahahahaHAhAHAHHAahahhahaHAhaHahHAhaHAhAHHAHAh!!!!!!!!!!! says:
back so soon?
"lupus put the gun down for god's sakes!" BWawawawWAWWAwWAwAHahahahahahahahahahaHAhAHAHHAahahhahaHAhaHahHAhaHAhAHHAHAh!!!!!!!!!!! says:
i am now posting our discution on original sin on my blog.
Jefferey Von Flinkle Dinkle - F*ck Ye! http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=chiVMrWMHko This is funny! says:
lol ok
"lupus put the gun down for god's sakes!" BWawawawWAWWAwWAwAHahahahahahahahahahaHAhAHAHHAahahhahaHAhaHahHAhaHAhAHHAHAh!!!!!!!!!!! says:
everyone is by their very nature evil... its just some overcome this nature.
Jefferey Von Flinkle Dinkle - F*ck Ye! http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=chiVMrWMHko This is funny! says:
thats interesting i dont quite agreee, but i think that there are certain people who are born evil and it doesnt matter how they were brought up or nething else they are gonna be evil, theres no phyiscal trates its just gonna happen (sh*t argument cant back it up but there again most people cant back there arguments up so Its just as good as theirs)
Jefferey Von Flinkle Dinkle - F*ck Ye! http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=chiVMrWMHko This is funny! says:
I will admit i'm sh*t at agrueing even if i have a valid point never get me to argue for cause i will be no good!
"lupus put the gun down for god's sakes!" BWawawawWAWWAwWAwAHahahahahahahahahahaHAhAHAHHAahahhahaHAhaHahHAhaHAhAHHAHAh!!!!!!!!!!! says:
ok. you have a point, but i thing goodness is not somthing anyone... exept maybe jesus or budda or such, is born with. i thing goodness can only be the product of personal sacrifice.
Jefferey Von Flinkle Dinkle - F*ck Ye! http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=chiVMrWMHko This is funny! says:
to wot extent do u think personal sacrifice is counted??? what if some one had a disease and decided they wouldnt go to hospital to get help because the hospital is better off helping other people, is that personal sacrifice or stupididty/depression!?
"lupus put the gun down for god's sakes!" BWawawawWAWWAwWAwAHahahahahahahahahahaHAhAHAHHAahahhahaHAhaHahHAhaHAhAHHAHAh!!!!!!!!!!! says:
sutpidity. they are making a sacrifice, but not a personal one.
"lupus put the gun down for god's sakes!" BWawawawWAWWAwWAwAHahahahahahahahahahaHAhAHAHHAahahhahaHAhaHahHAhaHAhAHHAHAh!!!!!!!!!!! says:
they are not personly helping another person.
"lupus put the gun down for god's sakes!" BWawawawWAWWAwWAwAHahahahahahahahahahaHAhAHAHHAahahhahaHAhaHahHAhaHAhAHHAHAh!!!!!!!!!!! says:
bill gates gave billions to charity, that is not a personal sacrifice.
"lupus put the gun down for god's sakes!" BWawawawWAWWAwWAwAHahahahahahahahahahaHAhAHAHHAahahhahaHAhaHahHAhaHAhAHHAHAh!!!!!!!!!!! says:
he spent a day in africa actualy talking to dieing children, that IS.
"lupus put the gun down for god's sakes!" BWawawawWAWWAwWAwAHahahahahahahahahahaHAhAHAHHAahahhahaHAhaHahHAhaHAhAHHAHAh!!!!!!!!!!! says:
personal conection is all
Jefferey Von Flinkle Dinkle - F*ck Ye! http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=chiVMrWMHko This is funny! says:
but the time that doctors spend trying to save that person can be spent saving some one else?? they may not be directly helping sum one live they are letting themseleves die so they do not waste the time of the doctors from helpind some one else?
"lupus put the gun down for god's sakes!" BWawawawWAWWAwWAwAHahahahahahahahahahaHAhAHAHHAahahhahaHAhaHahHAhaHAhAHHAHAh!!!!!!!!!!! says:
saving who? a moter? a fater? a hooker? a robber? they dont know who they are helping. its not PERSONAL sacrifice. if they dont folow it though, see the person they are helping that it hasent realy cost them anything. they have given up thier lives for the greater good, but they did not have to evern bat an eyelid to do it.
giving money to someone who says he is a charity to bild a hospital in Africa is not sacrifice. Building a holsital, evern a poor, badly funded one, inafirca is. Giving what you can afford to do what may turn out good is not a sacrifice, it’s a convenience. It’s a step in the right direction, but the world needs no more steps. It needs leaps.
"lupus put the gun down for god's sakes!" BWawawawWAWWAwWAwAHahahahahahahahahahaHAhAHAHHAahahhahaHAhaHahHAhaHAhAHHAHAh!!!!!!!!!!! says:
"lupus put the gun down for god's sakes!" BWawawawWAWWAwWAwAHahahahahahahahahahaHAhAHAHHAahahhahaHAhaHahHAhaHAhAHHAHAh!!!!!!!!!!! says:
there is no conection. no emotional ground to be gianed or lost.
"lupus put the gun down for god's sakes!" BWawawawWAWWAwWAwAHahahahahahahahahahaHAhAHAHHAahahhahaHAhaHahHAhaHAhAHHAHAh!!!!!!!!!!! says:
Narsisiam is not sacrifice. suiside is not scarifice
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"lupus put the gun down for god's sakes!" BWawawawWAWWAwWAwAHahahahahahahahahahaHAhAHAHHAahahhahaHAhaHahHAhaHAhAHHAHAh!!!!!!!!!!! says:
saying you want wold peace does not make you a hero, it makes you missAmerica...
Jefferey Von Flinkle Dinkle - F*ck Ye! http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=chiVMrWMHko This is funny! says:
so ur telling me to be a good person u have to have a personal connection so who was Jesus personnaly saving (please do not take that as an attack on ur religions i just wish to be informed)
"lupus put the gun down for god's sakes!" BWawawawWAWWAwWAwAHahahahahahahahahahaHAhAHAHHAahahhahaHAhaHahHAhaHAhAHHAHAh!!!!!!!!!!! says:
sacrifice is giving up somthing for someone you love.
"lupus put the gun down for god's sakes!" BWawawawWAWWAwWAwAHahahahahahahahahahaHAhAHAHHAahahhahaHAhaHahHAhaHAhAHHAHAh!!!!!!!!!!! says:
if thier is no emotianal conection, just a disition to do a good thing, its not a moral desition, its a logical one. refusing treatment so a doctor can save another is logical, in a strage, cold way. dieing to save someone you love is sacrifise...
"lupus put the gun down for god's sakes!" BWawawawWAWWAwWAwAHahahahahahahahahahaHAhAHAHHAahahhahaHAhaHahHAhaHAhAHHAHAh!!!!!!!!!!! says:
and as to who Jesus was personaly saving...well you for a start.
Jefferey Von Flinkle Dinkle - F*ck Ye! http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=chiVMrWMHko This is funny! says:
me??? how did him dieing help me though??? there is no emotional conncection i am from 2 thousand years after his death therefore he will have no have made that connection, wot did he actually die for???beacuse wot has been created in wot have may been the name of good has been often turned into conflict and agurment and control, surely he would have known this???
"lupus put the gun down for god's sakes!" BWawawawWAWWAwWAwAHahahahahahahahahahaHAhAHAHHAahahhahaHAhaHahHAhaHAhAHHAHAh!!!!!!!!!!! says:
yes.
"lupus put the gun down for god's sakes!" BWawawawWAWWAwWAwAHahahahahahahahahahaHAhAHAHHAahahhahaHAhaHahHAhaHAhAHHAHAh!!!!!!!!!!! says:
i never said sacrifise was a two way thing.
"lupus put the gun down for god's sakes!" BWawawawWAWWAwWAwAHahahahahahahahahahaHAhAHAHHAahahhahaHAhaHahHAhaHAhAHHAHAh!!!!!!!!!!! says:
you dont have to care for him, nor do those who rule in his name.
Jefferey Von Flinkle Dinkle - F*ck Ye! http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=chiVMrWMHko This is funny! says:
but i still dont understand how he saved me by letting himself be killed??? I would still be here living the same life as i do know whether he was crucified or not, times change society and so we would have reached this point anyway, so how did he personally save me??? I mean if he had been given the choice with "you mother will be killed unless you sacrifice youreself" then he will have saved her
Jefferey Von Flinkle Dinkle - F*ck Ye! http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=chiVMrWMHko This is funny! says:
but he didnt save me, so wot actual connection was there to me? or ne other living being?
"lupus put the gun down for god's sakes!" BWawawawWAWWAwWAwAHahahahahahahahahahaHAhAHAHHAahahhahaHAhaHahHAhaHAhAHHAHAh!!!!!!!!!!! says:
wherer he saved you is beside the point. either you are a chistoan and you belive he did, or you are not. eiter way... your original question was "so ur telling me to be a good person u have to have a personal connection so who was Jesus personnaly saving (please do not take that as an attack on ur religions i just wish to be informed)
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"lupus put the gun down for god's sakes!" BWawawawWAWWAwWAwAHahahahahahahahahahaHAhAHAHHAahahhahaHAhaHahHAhaHAhAHHAHAh!!!!!!!!!!! says:
so weter or not he saved you, he did make a sacrifice and and a personal one, so either way, he is a good example of a genuinly good person.
"lupus put the gun down for god's sakes!" BWawawawWAWWAwWAwAHahahahahahahahahahaHAhAHAHHAahahhahaHAhaHahHAhaHAhAHHAHAh!!!!!!!!!!! says:
he wanted to save you. is.nt that enought to make it worth it?
Jefferey Von Flinkle Dinkle - F*ck Ye! http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=chiVMrWMHko This is funny! says:
yes so who was he personnaly attached to to save?? your argument that for a personal sacrifice you have to an emotional attachment i personally cant see it so how come it was a genuinely good person?? How did he know he wanted to save me theres no personal attachement to some one he didnt know, and if he was any way human would he have been inadvertantly led by impulses that he cant control and
Jefferey Von Flinkle Dinkle - F*ck Ye! http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=chiVMrWMHko This is funny! says:
therefore could be evilly influenced?
Jefferey Von Flinkle Dinkle - F*ck Ye! http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=chiVMrWMHko This is funny! says:
wot if he was a lie?? I'll prob go to hell for this conversation if tere is a hell, but I am programmed to question, I've had way too much time to think about things as i am allurgic to work!
"lupus put the gun down for god's sakes!" BWawawawWAWWAwWAwAHahahahahahahahahahaHAhAHAHHAahahhahaHAhaHahHAhaHAhAHHAHAh!!!!!!!!!!! says:
personal atachment does not have to be two ways. the bible says that he knew and loved those yet to be born, so evern if you have no atachment to him, if the bible is right then he still had one to you, and diied for it, thus he was without inherent badness/original sin and was a good person...
"lupus put the gun down for god's sakes!" BWawawawWAWWAwWAwAHahahahahahahahahahaHAhAHAHHAahahhahaHAhaHahHAhaHAhAHHAHAh!!!!!!!!!!! says:
if he was a lie, then we are both screwed and this conversation is piontless.
Jefferey Von Flinkle Dinkle - F*ck Ye! http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=chiVMrWMHko This is funny! says:
that is a valid point, and so we mite as well just enjoy life then
"lupus put the gun down for god's sakes!" BWawawawWAWWAwWAwAHahahahahahahahahahaHAhAHAHHAahahhahaHAhaHahHAhaHAhAHHAHAh!!!!!!!!!!! says:
but i belive he was not a lie... i am prepared to act on that belif and have never rereted it yet.
Jefferey Von Flinkle Dinkle - F*ck Ye! http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=chiVMrWMHko This is funny! says:
and take ne punishments given
"lupus put the gun down for god's sakes!" BWawawawWAWWAwWAwAHahahahahahahahahahaHAhAHAHHAahahhahaHAhaHahHAhaHAhAHHAHAh!!!!!!!!!!! says:
and i still enjoy life.
"lupus put the gun down for god's sakes!" BWawawawWAWWAwWAwAHahahahahahahahahahaHAhAHAHHAahahhahaHAhaHahHAhaHAhAHHAHAh!!!!!!!!!!! says:
hell yea.
"lupus put the gun down for god's sakes!" BWawawawWAWWAwWAwAHahahahahahahahahahaHAhAHAHHAahahhahaHAhaHahHAhaHAhAHHAHAh!!!!!!!!!!! says:
ok, if he is a lie, we are both screwd. if he is not... what have you got to losse? you know me; anti-lifestyle evangilisum. my life is a mess, but i still sleep happy at night in my fairth. surely there are worse things?
Jefferey Von Flinkle Dinkle - F*ck Ye! http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=chiVMrWMHko This is funny! says:
if i am punished for eternity for questioning then so be it, I am British and programmed to fight the system, the Romans hated us Slaves therefore wotever happens to me i'll prob complain about the weather then start fighting even if its pointless cause thats just wot i do, no point taking crap ( i have wonderfully contradicted myself now but i could go round in circles for days i'm an
Jefferey Von Flinkle Dinkle - F*ck Ye! http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=chiVMrWMHko This is funny! says:
archaeologist its all based on theory
"lupus put the gun down for god's sakes!" BWawawawWAWWAwWAwAHahahahahahahahahahaHAhAHAHHAahahhahaHAhaHahHAhaHAhAHHAHAh!!!!!!!!!!! says:
lol
"lupus put the gun down for god's sakes!" BWawawawWAWWAwWAwAHahahahahahahahahahaHAhAHAHHAahahhahaHAhaHahHAhaHAhAHHAHAh!!!!!!!!!!! says:
and drink.
"lupus put the gun down for god's sakes!" BWawawawWAWWAwWAwAHahahahahahahahahahaHAhAHAHHAahahhahaHAhaHahHAhaHAhAHHAHAh!!!!!!!!!!! says:
i also question things. i just like picking on the hard targets, like atiests, agnostics and clever people in general.
"lupus put the gun down for god's sakes!" BWawawawWAWWAwWAwAHahahahahahahahahahaHAhAHAHHAahahhahaHAhaHahHAhaHAhAHHAHAh!!!!!!!!!!! says:
thats my one problem with the bible. whoever traslated it into latin missed out number 11
"lupus put the gun down for god's sakes!" BWawawawWAWWAwWAwAHahahahahahahahahahaHAhAHAHHAahahhahaHAhaHahHAhaHAhAHHAHAh!!!!!!!!!!! says:
"thou shalt not be bloody stupid"
"lupus put the gun down for god's sakes!" BWawawawWAWWAwWAwAHahahahahahahahahahaHAhAHAHHAahahhahaHAhaHahHAhaHAhAHHAHAh!!!!!!!!!!! says:
jesus forgives all, evern idots. ugggg i am obliged to love my felow chistian....
"lupus put the gun down for god's sakes!" BWawawawWAWWAwWAwAHahahahahahahahahahaHAhAHAHHAahahhahaHAhaHahHAhaHAhAHHAHAh!!!!!!!!!!! says:
and they say no one sufers for their fair now-a-days.
"lupus put the gun down for god's sakes!" BWawawawWAWWAwWAwAHahahahahahahahahahaHAhAHAHHAahahhahaHAhaHahHAhaHAhAHHAHAh!!!!!!!!!!! says:
fath, sry
Jefferey Von Flinkle Dinkle - F*ck Ye! http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=chiVMrWMHko This is funny! says:
ye thats wot i dislike bout religion!! its all been corrupted by a system wot neil fallon (cluthc singer) says is closer to wot i think he was brought up catholic but theinks the religious system is based on politics and corruption he beleives that there mite be an deity (being) but it is better to think of it was that than to humanise it, by saying things like we were created in their image
Jefferey Von Flinkle Dinkle - F*ck Ye! http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=chiVMrWMHko This is funny! says:
or certain things like that
"lupus put the gun down for god's sakes!" BWawawawWAWWAwWAwAHahahahahahahahahahaHAhAHAHHAahahhahaHAhaHahHAhaHAhAHHAHAh!!!!!!!!!!! says:
fair point, evern if i dont agre with it. we have satndards, we have abstract consepts like good and evil...
Jefferey Von Flinkle Dinkle - F*ck Ye! http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=chiVMrWMHko This is funny! says:
i think that if there is a higher being why would it need us to worship him, if to be good it takes self sacrifice then it would give a toss about people saying well you dont exist cause it'll be able to take that and cary on
"lupus put the gun down for god's sakes!" BWawawawWAWWAwWAwAHahahahahahahahahahaHAhAHAHHAahahhahaHAhaHahHAhaHAhAHHAHAh!!!!!!!!!!! says:
maybe the meaning of life is being smart enouth to ask if there is a meaning of life.
Jefferey Von Flinkle Dinkle - F*ck Ye! http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=chiVMrWMHko This is funny! says:
*wouldnt
"lupus put the gun down for god's sakes!" BWawawawWAWWAwWAwAHahahahahahahahahahaHAhAHAHHAahahhahaHAhaHahHAhaHAhAHHAHAh!!!!!!!!!!! says:
and maybe this higher being wants worship becaus it just wants us to love it.
"lupus put the gun down for god's sakes!" BWawawawWAWWAwWAwAHahahahahahahahahahaHAhAHAHHAahahhahaHAhaHahHAhaHAhAHHAHAh!!!!!!!!!!! says:
awww.
Jefferey Von Flinkle Dinkle - F*ck Ye! http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=chiVMrWMHko This is funny! says:
lol but then it seems far too human
Jefferey Von Flinkle Dinkle - F*ck Ye! http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=chiVMrWMHko This is funny! says:
and like a small creature
"lupus put the gun down for god's sakes!" BWawawawWAWWAwWAwAHahahahahahahahahahaHAhAHAHHAahahhahaHAhaHahHAhaHAhAHHAHAh!!!!!!!!!!! writes:
<3
"lupus put the gun down for god's sakes!" BWawawawWAWWAwWAwAHahahahahahahahahahaHAhAHAHHAahahhahaHAhaHahHAhaHAhAHHAHAh!!!!!!!!!!! says:
as opposed to what? chtulhu?
Jefferey Von Flinkle Dinkle - F*ck Ye! http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=chiVMrWMHko This is funny! says:
like a dog on the street looking at u with big old eyes and going "i need a hug"
"lupus put the gun down for god's sakes!" BWawawawWAWWAwWAwAHahahahahahahahahahaHAhAHAHHAahahhahaHAhaHahHAhaHAhAHHAHAh!!!!!!!!!!! says:
God like that?
Jefferey Von Flinkle Dinkle - F*ck Ye! http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=chiVMrWMHko This is funny! says:
well wouldnt that be just the weirsdest afterlife ever
"lupus put the gun down for god's sakes!" BWawawawWAWWAwWAwAHahahahahahahahahahaHAhAHAHHAahahhahaHAhaHahHAhaHAhAHHAHAh!!!!!!!!!!! says:
there are worce things
Jefferey Von Flinkle Dinkle - F*ck Ye! http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=chiVMrWMHko This is funny! says:
if we died!! went to heaven met god and it was actually a small dog or a small child saying please hug me!! I made the universe but no one ever gves me a hug to show me they care
"lupus put the gun down for god's sakes!" BWawawawWAWWAwWAwAHahahahahahahahahahaHAhAHAHHAahahhahaHAhaHahHAhaHAhAHHAHAh!!!!!!!!!!! says:
you know.... for an agnostic, you have a very simmilar veiw of things to me.
"lupus put the gun down for god's sakes!" BWawawawWAWWAwWAwAHahahahahahahahahahaHAhAHAHHAahahhahaHAhaHahHAhaHAhAHHAHAh!!!!!!!!!!! says:
"those who do not enter the kingdom of hevern as a child shalt not enter it."
"lupus put the gun down for god's sakes!" BWawawawWAWWAwWAwAHahahahahahahahahahaHAhAHAHHAahahhahaHAhaHahHAhaHAhAHHAHAh!!!!!!!!!!! says:
(Jesus telling everyone to be nice to children and emulate thier inocence and curiosity)
Jefferey Von Flinkle Dinkle - F*ck Ye! http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=chiVMrWMHko This is funny! says:
wot the child who goes up to another one and bites them or punches them children are evil!
"lupus put the gun down for god's sakes!" BWawawawWAWWAwWAwAHahahahahahahahahahaHAhAHAHHAahahhahaHAhaHahHAhaHAhAHHAHAh!!!!!!!!!!! says:
EVERYONE is evil. children dont know thiey are evil. its a good aliby. like a automatic insanity plea.
Jefferey Von Flinkle Dinkle - F*ck Ye! http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=chiVMrWMHko This is funny! says:
ok well despite i dont think humans are all evil i do agree humans fucking suck and are basically parisites to this planet i spose i kinda think of the Earth as a living being which is being killed by us but we will prob at sum point v soon say f*ck you and get rid of us, so it can repair
Jefferey Von Flinkle Dinkle - F*ck Ye! http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=chiVMrWMHko This is funny! says:
I could maybe except that our god was the planet beacause the fact that without the benefits it gives we wouldnt be here
Jefferey Von Flinkle Dinkle - F*ck Ye! http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=chiVMrWMHko This is funny! says:
I have so many f*cking ideas that i cant express beacause I'm sh*t at lyrics and my art is never wot i want it to be!
"lupus put the gun down for god's sakes!" BWawawawWAWWAwWAwAHahahahahahahahahahaHAhAHAHHAahahhahaHAhaHahHAhaHAhAHHAHAh!!!!!!!!!!! says:
lol
Jefferey Von Flinkle Dinkle - F*ck Ye! http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=chiVMrWMHko This is funny! says:
i have come up with complete theories on life!! Dejavu! why we're here! everything all mad of course but its just as logical as most other people
Jefferey Von Flinkle Dinkle - Fu*k Ye! http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=chiVMrWMHko This is funny! says:
i have a question that i always wonder if Jesus came back how would you know it was him??? Wot if someone you knew told you that they were the son of god, would you beleive them?? or would you say your f*cking mad?? prove it do a miracle? but isnt it wrong to test god???
"lupus put the gun down for god's sakes!" BWawawawWAWWAwWAwAHahahahahahahahahahaHAhAHAHHAahahhahaHAhaHahHAhaHAhAHHAHAh!!!!!!!!!!! says:
yes, thats why acording to Revilations Jesus will only come back after the end of the world has started and the anit-chist allredy arrisen and clamed to be Jesus returned....
Jefferey Von Flinkle Dinkle - F*ck Ye! http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=chiVMrWMHko This is funny! says:
i see
"lupus put the gun down for god's sakes!" BWawawawWAWWAwWAwAHahahahahahahahahahaHAhAHAHHAahahhahaHAhaHahHAhaHAhAHHAHAh!!!!!!!!!!! says:
so if you clamed to be jesus, i would doubt you. if bush nuked everything, conilisa rise clamed to be Jesus and killed everyon and was general evil and someone else came along, performed mirricles whout being asked as the bible says he would (no testing, see?) and fought Rice, then i would consider it.
Jefferey Von Flinkle Dinkle - F*ck Ye! http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=chiVMrWMHko This is funny! says:
lol ok rice thats interesting the anitchrist is now female interesting
"lupus put the gun down for god's sakes!" BWawawawWAWWAwWAwAHahahahahahahahahahaHAhAHAHHAahahhahaHAhaHahHAhaHAhAHHAHAh!!!!!!!!!!! says:
pah, I'm a morern guy.
"lupus put the gun down for god's sakes!" BWawawawWAWWAwWAwAHahahahahahahahahahaHAhAHAHHAahahhahaHAhaHahHAhaHAhAHHAHAh!!!!!!!!!!! says:
abolish sexual steriotypes and all that.
Jefferey Von Flinkle Dinkle - F*ck Ye! http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=chiVMrWMHko This is funny! says:
do u sumtimes look at people in say third world countries or tramps and think if i could swap souls with them they would have a much better life and sum more deserving could enjoy it and i could then try make things for that, or do u think thats crazy??
"lupus put the gun down for god's sakes!" BWawawawWAWWAwWAwAHahahahahahahahahahaHAhAHAHHAahahhahaHAhaHahHAhaHAhAHHAHAh!!!!!!!!!!! says:
the idea is nobel, the swaping souls sound scarry, herrietical and vaugly like somthing out of a bad buffy ephisode.
Jefferey Von Flinkle Dinkle - F*ck Ye! http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=chiVMrWMHko This is funny! says:
lol yes it does
"lupus put the gun down for god's sakes!" BWawawawWAWWAwWAwAHahahahahahahahahahaHAhAHAHHAahahhahaHAhaHahHAhaHAhAHHAHAh!!!!!!!!!!! says:
but i whould like to thinbk i would...
Jefferey Von Flinkle Dinkle - F*ck Ye! http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=chiVMrWMHko This is funny! says:
ok
"lupus put the gun down for god's sakes!" BWawawawWAWWAwWAwAHahahahahahahahahahaHAhAHAHHAahahhahaHAhaHahHAhaHAhAHHAHAh!!!!!!!!!!! says:
i fear i would chicken out tho.
"lupus put the gun down for god's sakes!" BWawawawWAWWAwWAwAHahahahahahahahahahaHAhAHAHHAahahhahaHAhaHahHAhaHAhAHHAHAh!!!!!!!!!!! says:
i am not a very good person.
Jefferey Von Flinkle Dinkle - F*ck Ye! http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=chiVMrWMHko This is funny! says:
lol i just realised that my pic is satan and we're having this conversation
"lupus put the gun down for god's sakes!" BWawawawWAWWAwWAwAHahahahahahahahahahaHAhAHAHHAahahhahaHAhaHahHAhaHAhAHHAHAh!!!!!!!!!!! says:
yes, i was going to coment, but i thought it would detract from the argument...
Jefferey Von Flinkle Dinkle - F*ck Ye! http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=chiVMrWMHko This is funny! says:
maybe i am the antichrist i do fit the bill
"lupus put the gun down for god's sakes!" BWawawawWAWWAwWAwAHahahahahahahahahahaHAhAHAHHAahahhahaHAhaHahHAhaHAhAHHAHAh!!!!!!!!!!! says:
and my pic is Reynard, an anit-autoritarion figure of medieval folklaw who undermined the church doctrin but was still a good person.
"lupus put the gun down for god's sakes!" BWawawawWAWWAwWAwAHahahahahahahahahahaHAhAHAHHAahahhahaHAhaHahHAhaHAhAHHAHAh!!!!!!!!!!! says:
Poetic justice, eh?
Jefferey Von Flinkle Dinkle - F*ck Ye! http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=chiVMrWMHko This is funny! says:
got the long hair beard, have about 1000 different personlaities
Jefferey Von Flinkle Dinkle - F*ck Ye! http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=chiVMrWMHko This is funny! says:
despise aauthority, have had bad experience with religion, want the downfall of humanity
"lupus put the gun down for god's sakes!" BWawawawWAWWAwWAwAHahahahahahahahahahaHAhAHAHHAahahhahaHAhaHahHAhaHAhAHHAHAh!!!!!!!!!!! says:
do you rule severn kingdon=mes of the land with i iron fist, mesure the tempel in jerusilem and make all those who wish to trad whear the number of the beast.
Jefferey Von Flinkle Dinkle - F*ck Ye! http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=chiVMrWMHko This is funny! says:
wow thats quite interesting i do fi t the bill
"lupus put the gun down for god's sakes!" BWawawawWAWWAwWAwAHahahahahahahahahahaHAhAHAHHAahahhahaHAhaHahHAhaHAhAHHAHAh!!!!!!!!!!! says:
if so, rember, you owe me cash!
"lupus put the gun down for god's sakes!" BWawawawWAWWAwWAwAHahahahahahahahahahaHAhAHAHHAahahhahaHAhaHahHAhaHAhAHHAHAh!!!!!!!!!!! says:
exept for the bits i just said.
"lupus put the gun down for god's sakes!" BWawawawWAWWAwWAwAHahahahahahahahahahaHAhAHAHHAahahhahaHAhaHahHAhaHAhAHHAHAh!!!!!!!!!!! says:
like the bits in the bible...
Jefferey Von Flinkle Dinkle - F*ck Ye! http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=chiVMrWMHko This is funny! says:
hmmm well i do have a t-shirt with 666 all over it
"lupus put the gun down for god's sakes!" BWawawawWAWWAwWAwAHahahahahahahahahahaHAhAHAHHAahahhahaHAhaHahHAhaHAhAHHAHAh!!!!!!!!!!! says:
that is to say, most of the qualifications...
"lupus put the gun down for god's sakes!" BWawawawWAWWAwWAwAHahahahahahahahahahaHAhAHAHHAahahhahaHAhaHahHAhaHAhAHHAHAh!!!!!!!!!!! says:
that do=sent count./
"lupus put the gun down for god's sakes!" BWawawawWAWWAwWAwAHahahahahahahahahahaHAhAHAHHAahahhahaHAhaHahHAhaHAhAHHAHAh!!!!!!!!!!! says:
i have a 333 onbe...
"lupus put the gun down for god's sakes!" BWawawawWAWWAwWAwAHahahahahahahahahahaHAhAHAHHAahahhahaHAhaHahHAhaHAhAHHAHAh!!!!!!!!!!! says:
sry, a 333 one...
"lupus put the gun down for god's sakes!" BWawawawWAWWAwWAwAHahahahahahahahahahaHAhAHAHHAahahhahaHAhaHahHAhaHAhAHHAHAh!!!!!!!!!!! says:
"im only half evil"
Jefferey Von Flinkle Dinkle - F*ck Ye! http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=chiVMrWMHko This is funny! says:
i do also rule severn kingdoms but i dont know if thats real or not is wots in my head th real world on not
"lupus put the gun down for god's sakes!" BWawawawWAWWAwWAwAHahahahahahahahahahaHAhAHAHHAahahhahaHAhaHahHAhaHAhAHHAHAh!!!!!!!!!!! says:
um... ok...
"lupus put the gun down for god's sakes!" BWawawawWAWWAwWAwAHahahahahahahahahahaHAhAHAHHAahahhahaHAhaHahHAhaHAhAHHAHAh!!!!!!!!!!! says:
WoW does not count!
Jefferey Von Flinkle Dinkle - F*ck Ye! http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=chiVMrWMHko This is funny! says:
i could make an entire universe in my head and not realise that
"lupus put the gun down for god's sakes!" BWawawawWAWWAwWAwAHahahahahahahahahahaHAhAHAHHAahahhahaHAhaHahHAhaHAhAHHAHAh!!!!!!!!!!! says:
yes, thats called cogination, its normal
"lupus put the gun down for god's sakes!" BWawawawWAWWAwWAwAHahahahahahahahahahaHAhAHAHHAahahhahaHAhaHahHAhaHAhAHHAHAh!!!!!!!!!!! says:
and for most of us, subconsious...
Jefferey Von Flinkle Dinkle - F*ck Ye! http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=chiVMrWMHko This is funny! says:
i could actually be in a spychiatric hom right now and imagining i'm talking to some one
Jefferey Von Flinkle Dinkle - Fuck Ye! http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=chiVMrWMHko This is funny! says:
8home
"lupus put the gun down for god's sakes!" BWawawawWAWWAwWAwAHahahahahahahahahahaHAhAHAHHAahahhahaHAhaHahHAhaHAhAHHAHAh!!!!!!!!!!! says:
talking? MSN is not talking
Jefferey Von Flinkle Dinkle - F*ck Ye! http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=chiVMrWMHko This is funny! says:
lol
"lupus put the gun down for god's sakes!" BWawawawWAWWAwWAwAHahahahahahahahahahaHAhAHAHHAahahhahaHAhaHahHAhaHAhAHHAHAh!!!!!!!!!!! says:
you could be in a nut house imagining you were a computer nerd MSN ing at 02.12 if you like...
"lupus put the gun down for god's sakes!" BWawawawWAWWAwWAwAHahahahahahahahahahaHAhAHAHHAahahhahaHAhaHahHAhaHAhAHHAHAh!!!!!!!!!!! says:
i'll sighn the parerwork...
Jefferey Von Flinkle Dinkle - F*ck Ye! http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=chiVMrWMHko This is funny! says:
yep!
"lupus put the gun down for god's sakes!" BWawawawWAWWAwWAwAHahahahahahahahahahaHAhAHAHHAahahhahaHAhaHahHAhaHAhAHHAHAh!!!!!!!!!!! says:
ok, this goes on my blog now...
Jefferey Von Flinkle Dinkle - F*ck Ye! http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=chiVMrWMHko This is funny! says:
But if some one is controlled by a parasite or by they do sumthing which is completely evil beacuse they have a tumour in the part of the brain that influences that (which has actually been proved by experiemtns that that can make people do things they would usually do) is that person to blame???
"lupus put the gun down for god's sakes!" BWawawawWAWWAwWAwAHahahahahahahahahahaHAhAHAHHAahahhahaHAhaHahHAhaHAhAHHAHAh!!!!!!!!!!! says:
no. If all people are bad by natire but overcome this with consious acts of goodness and sacrifice, since only consious acts count they are still good.
"lupus put the gun down for god's sakes!" BWawawawWAWWAwWAwAHahahahahahahahahahaHAhAHAHHAahahhahaHAhaHahHAhaHAhAHHAHAh!!!!!!!!!!! says:
besides, consious acts are rare, it's been proven that 9 tenths of the time you'r consious brain is not making choices but rationalising the disetions of your sub-cosius.
"lupus put the gun down for god's sakes!" BWawawawWAWWAwWAwAHahahahahahahahahahaHAhAHAHHAahahhahaHAhaHahHAhaHAhAHHAHAh!!!!!!!!!!! says:
consious acts fo good are as rare as any concious act,
Jefferey Von Flinkle Dinkle - F*ck Ye! http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=chiVMrWMHko This is funny! says:
and so they are not evil????
"lupus put the gun down for god's sakes!" BWawawawWAWWAwWAwAHahahahahahahahahahaHAhAHAHHAahahhahaHAhaHahHAhaHAhAHHAHAh!!!!!!!!!!! says:
they are my nature evil... they overcome thier nature bu consius actes of sactifice and goodness. if they do that they can hardly be blamed for tumores or mental illness the rest of the time.
Jefferey Von Flinkle Dinkle - F*ck Ye! http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=chiVMrWMHko This is funny! says:
so God will know whether they have been intentionally evil or good??
"lupus put the gun down for god's sakes!" BWawawawWAWWAwWAwAHahahahahahahahahahaHAhAHAHHAahahhahaHAhaHahHAhaHAhAHHAHAh!!!!!!!!!!! says:
besides, what parisites contorol people? have you beeen watching Styargate ot reading Animorphs again?
"lupus put the gun down for god's sakes!" BWawawawWAWWAwWAwAHahahahahahahahahahaHAhAHAHHAahahhahaHAhaHahHAhaHAhAHHAHAh!!!!!!!!!!! says:
yes, i belive so.
"lupus put the gun down for god's sakes!" BWawawawWAWWAwWAwAHahahahahahahahahahaHAhAHAHHAahahhahaHAhaHahHAhaHAhAHHAHAh!!!!!!!!!!! says:
if god is omnisiant then he HAS to know this stuff.
"lupus put the gun down for god's sakes!" BWawawawWAWWAwWAwAHahahahahahahahahahaHAhAHAHHAahahhahaHAhaHahHAhaHAhAHHAHAh!!!!!!!!!!! says:
it's kind of a jod qualification
"lupus put the gun down for god's sakes!" BWawawawWAWWAwWAwAHahahahahahahahahahaHAhAHAHHAahahhahaHAhaHahHAhaHAhAHHAHAh!!!!!!!!!!! says:
job.
Jefferey Von Flinkle Dinkle - F*ck Ye! http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=chiVMrWMHko This is funny! says:
no seriously parasites can control people not to the extent the parasite knows wot it is making you do but live in a part of your brain like a tumour which inadvertantly makes u do bad things
"lupus put the gun down for god's sakes!" BWawawawWAWWAwWAwAHahahahahahahahahahaHAhAHAHHAahahhahaHAhaHahHAhaHAhAHHAHAh!!!!!!!!!!! says:
realy?
thats so grosse.
"lupus put the gun down for god's sakes!" BWawawawWAWWAwWAwAHahahahahahahahahahaHAhAHAHHAahahhahaHAhaHahHAhaHAhAHHAHAh!!!!!!!!!!! says:
COOL!
Jefferey Von Flinkle Dinkle - F*ck Ye! http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=chiVMrWMHko This is funny! says:
indeed
Jefferey Von Flinkle Dinkle - F*ck Ye! http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=chiVMrWMHko This is funny! says:
i told my friend wot conversation we were having then he said ok, then signed off
"lupus put the gun down for god's sakes!" BWawawawWAWWAwWAwAHahahahahahahahahahaHAhAHAHHAahahhahaHAhaHahHAhaHAhAHHAHAh!!!!!!!!!!! says:
you want to say anymore or shal i post this on my blog and we talk about normal stuff?
"lupus put the gun down for god's sakes!" BWawawawWAWWAwWAwAHahahahahahahahahahaHAhAHAHHAahahhahaHAhaHahHAhaHAhAHHAHAh!!!!!!!!!!! says:
cas im fighn either way
Jefferey Von Flinkle Dinkle - F*ck Ye! http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=chiVMrWMHko This is funny! says:
thats wot annoys me about most atheists or agnostics they wont argue there point or discuss they just avoid where as i like to discuss or argue, i go that from my dad!! in tenby these jovahs witness called at the house and my dad invited them in and had a two hour discusion with them and they never came back!
"lupus put the gun down for god's sakes!" BWawawawWAWWAwWAwAHahahahahahahahahahaHAhAHAHHAahahhahaHAhaHahHAhaHAhAHHAHAh!!!!!!!!!!! says:
kl. i just tell them i'm a blood donor...
"lupus put the gun down for god's sakes!" BWawawawWAWWAwWAwAHahahahahahahahahahaHAhAHAHHAahahhahaHAhaHahHAhaHAhAHHAHAh!!!!!!!!!!! says:
that scares them off."
The End. i hope someone can find some meanign in this, beacus i am frankly to tireed to evern try today. oh, by the way....
Embleer Frith! I feel like i've had my brain smashed out with a slice of lemon wraped around a large gold brick!
WD1.1 W++++ T++ N+++ S-- RFi/RHa G- L++ g+ F++++ A-- w++ C D++ t++++ P+++ r++ a# sm nGBR c++
Music video concept one. Surrealist Rock/Metal
Valley_of the Dammed; Dragonforce.
Into, BBC news person saying “the super villain “Reynard Fukh” also known as “Evil guy who maims kittens” who yesterday stole the US presidency, declared himself Queen of_England and took over the world with his army of Emo suicide bombers, today went to start his reign to terror my molesting some orphans in a remote olde worldy peasant village today…” as we see a stereotypical evil villain with a fox insignia on his glove laughing evilly and chasing helpless peasants across a village and towards the sea with a flamethrower, backed up by some Emo’s with dynamite vests and m-16s, the music starts.
Villain looks to the sea, drops flamethrower in horror, exaggerated expression of fear and shock as Viking longboat lies offshore filled with screaming axe bearing Vikings (lead by Rob), pointing with swords, banging shields, chanting extra. Fast shot close up on villain, even more suspired expression as he turns to the other side and sees a fully armed Galleon flying the Jolly Roger filled with cutlass waving pirates (lead by Joe) bearing down on him and firing a warning shot. He turns to run, but the camera then shows feet running across the beach then someone dressed all in back jumping from beneath (jump over camera to get effect) and Three Ninja jump from out of nowhere (lead my me) and land on the roof of the peasant hut behind him in cool martial arts poses. As the singing starts close ups of pirates swinging ashore and shooting pistols and yelling, and Viking charging through the surf waving axes and yelling, and the ninjas fighting the Emo’s and throwing them in the sea, where they explode. Villain runs off perused my all parties, peasants cheer and throw flowers ect, as we chase the villain and surviving bodyguards. He gets into an open toped car and drives off with some secret service/mafia type hard men in dark suits.
Rob looks around and sees a Hell’s Angels chapter becoming to him and pointing to a free bike, so he jumps on and the Vikings and hells angels take off after the bad guy, rob in the lead waving an axe.
Joe finds himself unable to pursue, but then an army of Cowboys and Indians comes over the horizon and he jumps on a spare horse, and the pirates take of after him, Joe swinging a ships grapnel like a lasso.
I find myself and my ninja’s transport-less, when a fireapple-red Ford great shark convertible driver by none other than Raoul_Duke and Dr gonzo (with a saltshaker of some white powder that he is snorting), pulls up net to us. My ninjas jump on and we are of, Raoul at the wheel and his attorney standing up in the front waving his .357 and throwing chopped grapefruit.
All peruse as song continues. Various fights along the way. Rob is joined my a soviet tank with a Steve Erwin look-alike wrestling a crock on the top that also peruses the bad guy, Joe is joined by the cast of Scrubs who were fighting the cast of lord of the rings, but they team up riding on polar bears and I am joined by mercenaries… I appear standing upright, balanced on the top of the A-team van as it clears the sand dune in a giant jump. Joe and Rob pull level with the red shark (now powered by rockets) and scrabble on, I leap onto the bonnet with them and as the final guitar solo starts we all leap on the bad guy’s car in slow-mo, weapons raised, each flying two flags. Joe, Jolly Roger and Cornish ensign (as a tribute to the isles of Scilly/Cornwall,), Rob, the Welsh and_Norweigian (a tribute to the founding of SwanseaBy the Viking king Swan-sve ForkBeard) and me with the Canadian flag and the Irish flag. Video ends as we each land a blow.
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ok, so it is a little odd. but it would be very fun to make, and look very cool in a toung-in-cheek way. Not as funny as hitchickers or as great and WD, but still an activity with artistic and comedic merrit.
Dragonforce was cool. I at
first appeared to have lost all hearing in my left ear but now, a day on I have
tinnitus. That’s an improvement on nothing.
Valley of the Dammed was played as the last song. However this was after
they split the room into two groups to see who was loudest. Just before the
song started, and remember we all knew it would be the last song, and this
being Dragonforce plastic swords and Viking helmets abounded, someone, some sociopath
with an odd sense of humor, at the back, yelled "Charge!" The result
was my side of the room hitting the other side of the room in a screaming,
sword waving, air guttering, moshing mass of humanity.
Good thing I was at the back when I shouted then. And now for something completely different...
This first section was kindly provided by (cut and pasted without their knowledge from) Uncyclopedia.
“Films of the Critters On A Conveyance genre currently released or under development include:
- Piranhas on an Escalator
- Bears on a Submarine
- Badgers on a Tram
- Sheep in a Jeep
- Spiders on a Glider
- Alligators on an Golf Cart
- Chimps on a Blimp
- Tigers on a Bike
- Antelopes in a Taxi
- Bulls in a Shop
- Seals on Wheels
- Horses on a Sidewalk
· Sharks on a Tractor
· Ants in Your Pants
- Frogs on a Log
- Spiders on a Glider
- Zebras on a Zeppelin
- Fish on a Dish
- Bugs on a Camel
- Elephants on an Elevator
- Salamanders on a Salad
- Platypus on a Water Raft
- Snakes in Plane Clothing
- Killer Bees in a Bar
- Geese on the Hindenburg
- Goats on a Boat
- Cats on a Bus
- Amoebas on a Unicycle
- Hamsters on a Hovercraft
- Squirrels on a Scooter
- Llamas on a Lland Rover
- Rabbits on a Rotating Plinth
- Grues on a Garbage Truck
- Rhinos on a Rollercoaster “
And now the Ones I myself thought up, with a little help from my friends.
- Dolphins on a Pogo stick
- SheepGoats on an Archaeological Dig
- Students on Acid
- Foxes on a Bus
- Falcons on an Aircraft-charier
- Bunnies on the Internet!
- Wookie on a toastrack (suggested by Dan)
- O.J. Simpson on trial
- Bush on a Time Bomb
- Solid Snake on a Plane
- Saddam on a rope
- Hijackers on a Plane (that’s sick. yes, it is. And although I’m putting thoe last two up I still disapprove of the suggestion. You know who you are!)
- Raccoons on a Spaceshuttle
- Púka on a Sídhe-mound
- Lemmings on a computer
- Moose on a Penny-Farthing
- Mongoose on a Velocipede
- Velociraptors on Velocipedes
- Ninja’s on a Pirate
- Pirates’ on a Ninja
- Lagomorph Stealth Ninja-Pirates on the Canadian Border
- Lego on a webcomic
- Sake on a Plane
- Snakes on a Plain
- Sakes on a Panda
- Samuel L Jackson on a Role
- Snakes on Samuel L Jackson on a plane
- Ewoks on a Death Star
- JATO on a Pick-up Truck
- Deinonychus on a Motorbike
- Panda’s on a Paddle-Steamer
- Foxes on a Riverboat Gambling_Holiday
- Rabbits on a Rampaging Steamroller
- Red-Pandas on the Moon
- Lycanthropic Weasels on a Train
- Murder on the Snakes on a Train Express.
- Tigers on the Titanic
- Tigers on Kate Winslet
- Tigers on Kate Winslet Having Eaten Leonardo DiCaprio and Shagged Kate in the First Ten Minutes thus Saving Everyone from Four Hours of Chick Flick and Digital Watches
- Poirot on a Kill-Spree
- Huge Jackman on Scrubs, with Samuel L Jackson, And Snakes!
- Cakes on a Plate (suggested by Will)
- Rabbits on a Down in the South of_England
- Rabbits on a hrududu
- The Ravenous Bugblatter Beast of Traal on a Plane
No Blog today, I have to finish my osteoarchaeology report
for Thursday so I can spend Thursday finishing my archaeological-metallurgy
report on how the properties of copper alloys effected their use in the ancient
world. When do we finish the Archaeological theory ...
(ultra-scientific American Processualism or ultra fluffy hippy European post-Processualism,
hard choice but the past is not a repeatable experiment so Archaeology can
never be science. Plus if I go with post-Processualism I get marks for pointing
out that everyone may be dead wrong. Plus I get a tee-shirt!)...
and the scientific analysis ( just because I believe Archaeology is an art not
a science like most people this side of the pond does not mean I don’t like the
scientific bits, I’m doing a Bsc for god's sakes) and get on to the bits with whips,
and guns, and booby traps and Nazis and SILLY HATS! THATS WHAT I SIGHNED UP
FOR!
Lara Croft and Indiana Jones, I’ll get you for false advertising if it’s the last thing I do!
No seriously, I knew what I was getting into when I sighed up, and I already have a silly hat. I just wanted an excuse to bash some well known cultural icons. If you like Indiana Jones satire be sure to check this out....
http://www.irregularwebcomic.net/24.html
and http://www.irregularwebcomic.net/comic.php?current=24&theme=5&dir=next5
There we go.
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And I’m aware I said there was no post today on the first line of the post. I
know that’s a paradox. I was lying; All archaeologists are liras.
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I really wish that was a cooler paradox. Like one that involved time travel due
to hitchhiking and an exploding computer-bank kicking me to the end of the universe
and I was the one blew up the
universe because I touched myself and since the same matter cant occupy the
same space at the same time everything goes weird. I mean really weird, sort of
so weird you only possible music you could play would be “Bright eyes.”
That would be cool...