17 posts tagged “humor”
Here are web-comics i like, or at leas all the ones i am prepared to admit to seeing my sister can read this blog.
http://www.rcsitravel.net/Archives.html
Code name Hunter: Odd but fun, picture James Bond but played out in a fantasy land of magic that is hidden in plane sight and policed from London.
http://www.qwantz.com/archive/000001.html
Dinosaur Comics: same artwork ever week, relies on good writing to be funny. Has Easter Eggs Too.
http://legostargalactica.comicgen.com/d/20020825.html
Legostar galatica: A sci-fi epic! In lego! join the crew and thier indestructible red-shirt as they boldly go...somewhere. and cause lots of chaos. Has lego and blatantly mocks Star Trek, 'Wars, and 'Gate as well as Naruto and other Manga. also has occasional crossovers with Irregular webcomic. Occasional swearing.
http://www.schlockmercenary.com/d/20000612.html
Shlock Mercenary: A space-opera with a gelatinous life-form that shoots things, eats things, blows things up, and has a plasma gun that goes "ominous hummmmmmm" as it warms up. Very funny, very violent but non-graphic. very fun.
http://www.xkcd.com/1/
http://www.xkcd.com/123/
Xkcd: geek culture at it's finest. Science jokes, nerdy references, centripetal force, stick-men! black and white! it has it all! ALSO look up "men in hats" a webcomic that explains why the stickman with a hat is evil in this webcomic.
http://www.frozenreality.co.uk/comic/bunny/index.php?id=0
Bunny. Just plain weird. Surreal, welsh and with no plot or continuity really, but hilarious, insightful and deep at the same time.
http://www.angryflower.com/
Bob the Angry Flower: Truly the product of an utterly mad mind, and brillant as such. No continuity, no plot, no Mercy! the characters are Bob, the eponymous angry flower, a sentient plank of wood, and a levitating foetus. Need i say more? Probably not suitable for kids. Or adults for that matter.
http://www.graphicsmash.com/comics/digger.php?view=archive&chapter=5028&mpe=1
Digger: One of the best comics on the web ever. Funny, with pop-culture and Pratchett references and excellent footnotes and reader comments. Also surprisingly emotive at times and contains the best working definition of evil you will ever find in a comic. Contains Wombats, and is black and white perfection.
http://freefall.purrsia.com/ff100/fv00001.htm
Freefall: funny, deep, hard-sci-fi in wonderful grey scale (later strips in colour never as good, stick to the grey-scale option) with enough science, humor, emotion and charm to float a boat if not the USS Ronald Regan. A kleptomaniac Alien, a childish robot and a moral Bowman's Wolf try to play their part the the human colonisation of a new world.
http://www.irregularwebcomic.net/1.html
http://www.irregularwebcomic.net/cgi-bin/comic.pl?fivelast=1063&theme=6&bytheme=next
Irregular Webcomic: the pride of the interweb. with the the nerdy of nerdy, geeky of geeky. Lego men and role playing models, occasional drawing and tons of photoshop magic combine to produce something funny, political, intelligent, geeky, Australian and brilliant! Roll-playing! Death of insanely overpowered fireballs! the Allosaurus! Cthulhu! Nazi science sneering! A podcast! Genuinly funny and insightful Polls! Not one but two other webcomics run by the same guy (DMM or Dangermouse). It has it all!
What celebrity do you most often get told you resemble?
Submitted by Leets.
Harry Potter. I wouldn't mind, but I am not the worlds biggest fan. I'll read them and enjoy it, but I don't take them seriously and I am mildly amused every time someone sends up the hype. Frankly I laughed out loud when i saw, the day after harry potter and the half-blood prince came out, a billboard over the M25 declaring "Dumbledor Dies. Ha Ha!" I wouldn't mind if the newly released final book ends "Rocks fall, everybody dies." or ends, as Rhys suggested, mid sentence 12 pages in followed by an entire book of pictures of JK Rowling pointing and laughing as she rubes herself with handfuls of fifty pound notes.
How to get a train ticket. (from recent personal experience).
Step one. Go to national rail enquires on-line and go through the many stages to find the train you need.
Step two. discover that you cannot perchance tickets from the first website rail enquires directs you to once you have found the train you want, find out their link page has timed out, go through the process of finding the train you wanted again from scratch, and go to a second website, First Great Western.
Step Three. Go through the exact same steps as the national rail enquires website to find the train again and purchase tickets.
Step four. Discover that your local station has no ticket collection machine and so you cannot collect tickets purchased in the internet and so have to pay either £6 for next day postal delivery, or £8 for same day delivery.
Step five. Swear. Lots.
Step six. Go to the train station the next day. There will be no parking.
Step seven. Wait in a queue for ten minutes. After this time you will become aware of a strange deamonic mumbling around the edge of the hearing range, that seems to be whispering "Chutulu Flaggen" over and over again.
Step eight. Realize this sound is in fact the public address system calling you to step forward to the booth to purchase a ticket. By this time you have kept the cashier waiting five minutes as she screamed into a microphone, the only purpose of which was to cancel out the sound of her voice entirely and replace it with these non-Euclidean curses. She will now not want to sell you a ticket, but is probably on the verge of calling security/sticking pins in a wax poppet with your likeness/eating your soul.
Step nine. stand there as the cashier tells you that advanced bookings (i.e. any ticket not being purchased to be used that day) must be handled at the "travel advice center" where "helpful staff will help you with finding your ideal train time and price." The pleas you already know the ideal time, price, and even the booking number and when and where to change trains will be lost on her as she yells "Breasts!" Before this went into the microphone this was possibly "Next!"
Step ten. discover the "travel advice center" in a closet with glass walls so all the real passengers can point and laugh at the twits queuing inside. Read the sign "Please take a number and wait until called. Without a number you cannot be served." Find the paper-number dispenser is broken and appears to have been for some time. Sit down by the door and wait like everyone else.
Step eleven. Go to open the door for elderly people with bags, ladies ect. Discover that of the double doors the only one that does not open into the crowd has been bolted shut at the top of the frame. The people you open the door for will therefore glare at you and steal your chair.
Step 12. After half an hour approach the one member of staff manning the mile long counter and ask for a ticket. He will, even when you say in the first 30 second what train number, ticket class and time you want to travel on, insist on giving you all the options. "do you want to go first class sir?" "would you like our carry-on bike service?" "do you own a senior citizens or young persons railcard of both?"
Step 13. Marvel at the possibility of owning a senior citizens and a young person’s railcard simultaneously.
Step 14. purchase ticket and get out after a mere fourthly minutes or so. Discover you have paid a slim £21.50 (aprox 40 us$) for a ticket that will take you two-hundred kilometers and was apparently sold at such a heavy discount that no refunds are possible under any circumstances and the rail survive-provider (oxymoron alert) does not guarantee that the trains will be a, on time b, running to or from where that say they will or c, have room for you to sit down.
Step 15. Go home and Blog/ Fall over/Cry/Get drunk
What do you think your pets would act like if they were people? Do you think you'd get along with them?
Submitted by Melissa.
I think i would have to get on with them, as a Cat I'm sure Sushi would atempt world-domination if human!
Although... she is not the shiniest dommesday mashine in the lair. She's more this sort of cat....
With all original spelling mistakes intact. Major themes include prog, poker (and it's illigitame child texas holdem) Rob's nosensical lecture notes, and general sillyness
"lupus put the gun down for god's sakes!" BWawawawWAWWAwWAwAHahahahahahahahahahaHAhAHAHHAahahhahaHAhaHahHAhaHAhAHHAHAh!!!!!!!!!!! says:
i want to sleep but i cant! My astma has gone spaz and i sound like darth vader with a nose full of sandpaper!
Rauðúlfr Steadythews - I have your favourite butane says:
ouch
Rauðúlfr Steadythews - I have your favourite butane says:
i want to revise but i can't, brain won't let me for some reason.
"lupus put the gun down for god's sakes!" BWawawawWAWWAwWAwAHahahahahahahahahahaHAhAHAHHAahahhahaHAhaHahHAhaHAhAHHAHAh!!!!!!!!!!! says:
yea
"lupus put the gun down for god's sakes!" BWawawawWAWWAwWAwAHahahahahahahahahahaHAhAHAHHAahahhahaHAhaHahHAhaHAhAHHAHAh!!!!!!!!!!! says:
ouch
"lupus put the gun down for god's sakes!" BWawawawWAWWAwWAwAHahahahahahahahahahaHAhAHAHHAahahhahaHAhaHahHAhaHAhAHHAHAh!!!!!!!!!!! says:
my lungs apper to have rebeled and are atempting not a cpoupe as usual, but are protestin g outside all the other majour organs.
Rauðúlfr Steadythews - I have your favourite butane says:
and i have really weird notes. such as this gem: "bloke from llantrisant set light to jesus, his son. dr price - druid"
"lupus put the gun down for god's sakes!" BWawawawWAWWAwWAwAHahahahahahahahahahaHAhAHAHHAahahhahaHAhaHahHAhaHAhAHHAHAh!!!!!!!!!!! says:
...
"lupus put the gun down for god's sakes!" BWawawawWAWWAwWAwAHahahahahahahahahahaHAhAHAHHAahahhahaHAhaHahHAhaHAhAHHAHAh!!!!!!!!!!! says:
i'm copy and pasting that foir prosperity.
Rauðúlfr Steadythews - I have your favourite butane says:
hahahaahh
"lupus put the gun down for god's sakes!" BWawawawWAWWAwWAwAHahahahahahahahahahaHAhAHAHHAahahhahaHAhaHahHAhaHAhAHHAHAh!!!!!!!!!!! says:
i think your talking about some saits conversion to chistianity, but that is still fecking genius.
Rauðúlfr Steadythews - I have your favourite butane says:
no idea why though, these are egyptian funerary notes
"lupus put the gun down for god's sakes!" BWawawawWAWWAwWAwAHahahahahahahahahahaHAhAHAHHAahahhahaHAhaHahHAhaHAhAHHAHAh!!!!!!!!!!! says:
yea. i know. its the only exam you have soon
"lupus put the gun down for god's sakes!" BWawawawWAWWAwWAwAHahahahahahahahahahaHAhAHAHHAahahhahaHAhaHahHAhaHAhAHHAHAh!!!!!!!!!!! says:
that coment may have made sence sast week before vikings but dude...
"lupus put the gun down for god's sakes!" BWawawawWAWWAwWAwAHahahahahahahahahahaHAhAHAHHAahahhahaHAhaHahHAhaHAhAHHAHAh!!!!!!!!!!! says:
now that is just the sighn of a dessised mind.
"lupus put the gun down for god's sakes!" BWawawawWAWWAwWAwAHahahahahahahahahahaHAhAHAHHAahahhahaHAhaHahHAhaHAhAHHAHAh!!!!!!!!!!! says:
so feel happy!
Rauðúlfr Steadythews - I have your favourite butane says:
hahahahah
Rauðúlfr Steadythews - I have your favourite butane says:
yay!!!!11!!!one11eleven
"lupus put the gun down for god's sakes!" BWawawawWAWWAwWAwAHahahahahahahahahahaHAhAHAHHAahahhahaHAhaHahHAhaHAhAHHAHAh!!!!!!!!!!! says:
stop that!
"lupus put the gun down for god's sakes!" BWawawawWAWWAwWAwAHahahahahahahahahahaHAhAHAHHAahahhahaHAhaHahHAhaHAhAHHAHAh!!!!!!!!!!! says:
lol
"lupus put the gun down for god's sakes!" BWawawawWAWWAwWAwAHahahahahahahahahahaHAhAHAHHAahahhahaHAhaHahHAhaHAhAHHAHAh!!!!!!!!!!! says:
funny...
"lupus put the gun down for god's sakes!" BWawawawWAWWAwWAwAHahahahahahahahahahaHAhAHAHHAahahhahaHAhaHahHAhaHAhAHHAHAh!!!!!!!!!!! says:
http://volcanogeorge.spaces.live.com/
"lupus put the gun down for god's sakes!" BWawawawWAWWAwWAwAHahahahahahahahahahaHAhAHAHHAahahhahaHAhaHahHAhaHAhAHHAHAh!!!!!!!!!!! says:
gotta love adverts!
Rauðúlfr Steadythews - I have your favourite butane says:
hahahahaaha
Rauðúlfr Steadythews - I have your favourite butane says:
i was watching that one earlier
"lupus put the gun down for god's sakes!" BWawawawWAWWAwWAwAHahahahahahahahahahaHAhAHAHHAahahhahaHAhaHahHAhaHAhAHHAHAh!!!!!!!!!!! says:
i know.
"lupus put the gun down for god's sakes!" BWawawawWAWWAwWAwAHahahahahahahahahahaHAhAHAHHAahahhahaHAhaHahHAhaHAhAHHAHAh!!!!!!!!!!! says:
tyranosoaurs allen is a ok guy.
Rauðúlfr Steadythews - I have your favourite butane says:
misunderstood i think
"lupus put the gun down for god's sakes!" BWawawawWAWWAwWAwAHahahahahahahahahahaHAhAHAHHAahahhahaHAhaHahHAhaHAhAHHAHAh!!!!!!!!!!! says:
i can imagine having a pint with him
"lupus put the gun down for god's sakes!" BWawawawWAWWAwWAwAHahahahahahahahahahaHAhAHAHHAahahhahaHAhaHahHAhaHAhAHHAHAh!!!!!!!!!!! says:
mind you, he looks like a lightweight
"lupus put the gun down for god's sakes!" BWawawawWAWWAwWAwAHahahahahahahahahahaHAhAHAHHAahahhahaHAhaHahHAhaHAhAHHAHAh!!!!!!!!!!! says:
stupis extinct Thlid.
"lupus put the gun down for god's sakes!" BWawawawWAWWAwWAwAHahahahahahahahahahaHAhAHAHHAahahhahaHAhaHahHAhaHAhAHHAHAh!!!!!!!!!!! says:
"oh nose, i've only got little arms..."
"lupus put the gun down for god's sakes!" BWawawawWAWWAwWAwAHahahahahahahahahahaHAhAHAHHAahahhahaHAhaHahHAhaHAhAHHAHAh!!!!!!!!!!! says:
"feck off lizzard boy, you love the volcano so much you go aqnd amrry him!"
"lupus put the gun down for god's sakes!" BWawawawWAWWAwWAwAHahahahahahahahahahaHAhAHAHHAahahhahaHAhaHahHAhaHAhAHHAHAh!!!!!!!!!!! says:
lol....7 cans and i am a creative genius!
Rauðúlfr Steadythews - I have your favourite butane says:
hahahah, no cans and an attempt to avoid revision and i'm sat here trying to play Camel's guitar harmonies
"lupus put the gun down for god's sakes!" BWawawawWAWWAwWAwAHahahahahahahahahahaHAhAHAHHAahahhahaHAhaHahHAhaHAhAHHAHAh!!!!!!!!!!! says:
o-kay. good luckwith that.
Rauðúlfr Steadythews - I have your favourite butane says:
hahaha, cheers. much harder than it sounds
"lupus put the gun down for god's sakes!" BWawawawWAWWAwWAwAHahahahahahahahahahaHAhAHAHHAahahhahaHAhaHahHAhaHAhAHHAHAh!!!!!!!!!!! says:
yea, hence the two word o-kay or uncertan doom
"lupus put the gun down for god's sakes!" BWawawawWAWWAwWAwAHahahahahahahahahahaHAhAHAHHAahahhahaHAhaHahHAhaHAhAHHAHAh!!!!!!!!!!! says:
at least with certain dookm you know where you are.
Rauðúlfr Steadythews - I have your favourite butane says:
true
"lupus put the gun down for god's sakes!" BWawawawWAWWAwWAwAHahahahahahahahahahaHAhAHAHHAahahhahaHAhaHahHAhaHAhAHHAHAh!!!!!!!!!!! says:
speeking of prog, i've got all my Rush on random.
"lupus put the gun down for god's sakes!" BWawawawWAWWAwWAwAHahahahahahahahahahaHAhAHAHHAahahhahaHAhaHahHAhaHAhAHHAHAh!!!!!!!!!!! says:
had 2112 three times in a row... think its borken.
"lupus put the gun down for god's sakes!" BWawawawWAWWAwWAwAHahahahahahahahahahaHAhAHAHHAahahhahaHAhaHahHAhaHAhAHHAHAh!!!!!!!!!!! says:
soooo...
Rauðúlfr Steadythews - I have your favourite butane says:
i can't say i'm getting much work done here. apparently the guys are gonna get a game of poker going soon, i may just go and play a few hands
"lupus put the gun down for god's sakes!" BWawawawWAWWAwWAwAHahahahahahahahahahaHAhAHAHHAahahhahaHAhaHahHAhaHAhAHHAHAh!!!!!!!!!!! says:
pokier or texas holdem?
Rauðúlfr Steadythews - I have your favourite butane says:
holdem
"lupus put the gun down for god's sakes!" BWawawawWAWWAwWAwAHahahahahahahahahahaHAhAHAHHAahahhahaHAhaHahHAhaHAhAHHAHAh!!!!!!!!!!! says:
dammit
"lupus put the gun down for god's sakes!" BWawawawWAWWAwWAwAHahahahahahahahahahaHAhAHAHHAahahhahaHAhaHahHAhaHAhAHHAHAh!!!!!!!!!!! says:
wuss yquankie poker.
Rauðúlfr Steadythews - I have your favourite butane says:
lol
"lupus put the gun down for god's sakes!" BWawawawWAWWAwWAwAHahahahahahahahahahaHAhAHAHHAahahhahaHAhaHahHAhaHAhAHHAHAh!!!!!!!!!!! says:
like the hispanic spelling of yquankie?
"lupus put the gun down for god's sakes!" BWawawawWAWWAwWAwAHahahahahahahahahahaHAhAHAHHAahahhahaHAhaHahHAhaHAhAHHAHAh!!!!!!!!!!! says:
i've been on tropico again.
Rauðúlfr Steadythews - I have your favourite butane says:
damn mexicans.....
"lupus put the gun down for god's sakes!" BWawawawWAWWAwWAwAHahahahahahahahahahaHAhAHAHHAahahhahaHAhaHahHAhaHAhAHHAHAh!!!!!!!!!!! says:
lol...tom clansey gost recon advanced warfighter...
"lupus put the gun down for god's sakes!" BWawawawWAWWAwWAwAHahahahahahahahahahaHAhAHAHHAahahhahaHAhaHahHAhaHAhAHHAHAh!!!!!!!!!!! says:
fight in mexico city...
"lupus put the gun down for god's sakes!" BWawawawWAWWAwWAwAHahahahahahahahahahaHAhAHAHHAahahhahaHAhaHahHAhaHAhAHHAHAh!!!!!!!!!!! says:
so on online games, loads of texas running aroung shouting "remeber the alimo dogsbrateat>die-foregner-die111 ect.
"lupus put the gun down for god's sakes!" BWawawawWAWWAwWAwAHahahahahahahahahahaHAhAHAHHAahahhahaHAhaHahHAhaHAhAHHAHAh!!!!!!!!!!! says:
so fun to see yquankies in a vertual mechecio city
Rauðúlfr Steadythews - I have your favourite butane says:
lol
"lupus put the gun down for god's sakes!" BWawawawWAWWAwWAwAHahahahahahahahahahaHAhAHAHHAahahhahaHAhaHahHAhaHAhAHHAHAh!!!!!!!!!!! says:
they make such nice house guessits :-)
"lupus put the gun down for god's sakes!" BWawawawWAWWAwWAwAHahahahahahahahahahaHAhAHAHHAahahhahaHAhaHahHAhaHAhAHHAHAh!!!!!!!!!!! says:
anyways... okm kl cya round dude.
Rauðúlfr Steadythews - I have your favourite butane says:
catch you later dude
"lupus put the gun down for god's sakes!" BWawawawWAWWAwWAwAHahahahahahahahahahaHAhAHAHHAahahhahaHAhaHahHAhaHAhAHHAHAh!!!!!!!!!!! says:
pin some non-poka yquankie game for me!
"lupus put the gun down for god's sakes!" BWawawawWAWWAwWAwAHahahahahahahahahahaHAhAHAHHAahahhahaHAhaHahHAhaHAhAHHAHAh!!!!!!!!!!! says:
win not pin
Rauðúlfr Steadythews - I have your favourite butane says:
will do man
"lupus put the gun down for god's sakes!" BWawawawWAWWAwWAwAHahahahahahahahahahaHAhAHAHHAahahhahaHAhaHahHAhaHAhAHHAHAh!!!!!!!!!!! says:
and remeber... small blind has a sitatistaly small but mentoinabel theroetical advantage.
Rauðúlfr Steadythews - I have your favourite butane says:
indeed
"lupus put the gun down for god's sakes!" BWawawawWAWWAwWAwAHahahahahahahahahahaHAhAHAHHAahahhahaHAhaHahHAhaHAhAHHAHAh!!!!!!!!!!! says:
kl.cya man!
Rauðúlfr Steadythews - I have your favourite butane says:
t'ra!
"lupus put the gun down for god's sakes!" BWawawawWAWWAwWAwAHahahahahahahahahahaHAhAHAHHAahahhahaHAhaHahHAhaHAhAHHAHAh!!!!!!!!!!! says:
adue/
"lupus put the gun down for god's sakes!" BWawawawWAWWAwWAwAHahahahahahahahahahaHAhAHAHHAahahhahaHAhaHahHAhaHAhAHHAHAh!!!!!!!!!!! says:
well, cya
"lupus put the gun down for god's sakes!" BWawawawWAWWAwWAwAHahahahahahahahahahaHAhAHAHHAahahhahaHAhaHahHAhaHAhAHHAHAh!!!!!!!!!!! says:
not adue/
"lupus put the gun down for god's sakes!" BWawawawWAWWAwWAwAHahahahahahahahahahaHAhAHAHHAahahhahaHAhaHahHAhaHAhAHHAHAh!!!!!!!!!!! says:
unless a metoir hist or anyting, but you stoped listening two posts ago... so retrospective good lick. that is to say i am giving you lick now when you are playing, but in the past when you read this.
"lupus put the gun down for god's sakes!" BWawawawWAWWAwWAwAHahahahahahahahahahaHAhAHAHHAahahhahaHAhaHahHAhaHAhAHHAHAh!!!!!!!!!!! says:
anyway....
"lupus put the gun down for god's sakes!" BWawawawWAWWAwWAwAHahahahahahahahahahaHAhAHAHHAahahhahaHAhaHahHAhaHAhAHHAHAh!!!!!!!!!!! says:
by the way...., listen to 2112 some time...
"lupus put the gun down for god's sakes!" BWawawawWAWWAwWAwAHahahahahahahahahahaHAhAHAHHAahahhahaHAhaHahHAhaHAhAHHAHAh!!!!!!!!!!! says:
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/2112_%28song%29
"lupus put the gun down for god's sakes!" BWawawawWAWWAwWAwAHahahahahahahahahahaHAhAHAHHAahahhahaHAhaHahHAhaHAhAHHAHAh!!!!!!!!!!! says:
Tra'la!
"lupus put the gun down for god's sakes!" BWawawawWAWWAwWAwAHahahahahahahahahahaHAhAHAHHAahahhahaHAhaHahHAhaHAhAHHAHAh!!!!!!!!!!! says:
(you'd think they would make the song 41 seconds longer for symbolic reasons... but still...cya!)
When was the last time you interacted with any sort of wildlife?
Submitted by warpedreality.
I got bitten by a mossie. Does that count? And mosquito's, i keep seeing signs saying "do not feed the wildlife." Don't they know how to read?
Who's going to be in the Final Four?
War, Famine, Pestilence and Death. You don't get much more Final than that.
I have no clue what final four the question was meant to relate to. By the caption "hoop dreams" i would guess some American basketball contest, but frankly it doesn't mater what final four it was meant to relate to, that joke was far to good for me not to use it given the slightest excuse.
